ICING (DRINKING GAMES) RULES!!

Participants are encouraged to come up with elaborate ways to present the Smirnoff Ice to their targets by hiding bottles in inconspicuous locations, or in situations where drinking it would be dangerous or embarrassing (e.g. before they drive somewhere, attend a meeting, etc). Failure to drink, no matter the circumstance, results in the humiliation of the victim, and players are encouraged to shun those who refuse to play.

Rules

The game has four simple rules:[3]

  1. Buy a Smirnoff Ice, present it to one of your bros without him knowing, your bro must instantly get on one knee and chug the Smirnoff Ice on the spot regardless of setting.
  2. You cannot refuse an Ice. If you refuse to drink the ice you are instantly excommunicated and shunned, and thus can never Ice another bro or be Iced
  3. If you are Iced by a fellow bro you can Ice Block. When presented w/ an Ice, you pull out an Ice of your own and reverse the Ice on your bro. The bro who is blocked must drink both. The ultimate Ice insult.
  4. Women are not allowed to play. Ever.
  5. The bro giving the ice must be present. For example, no mailing of an ice (unless there is a picture of the giving bro handing out that exact ice).

*SMALL PRINT*

It is not possible to Ice Block an Ice Block, so if a bro attempts an Ice but is instead Ice Blocked, they cannot block again with a second Ice. Thus, the "round" ends with the bro who was Ice Blocked drinking both. This prevents situations where potentially infinite Blocking and re-Blocking can occur if bros have a big enough supply of Smirnoff Ice. As a result, more emphasis is placed on Icing strategy and deception, rather than having the biggest supply of Smirnoff Ice. However, a new round may be initiated after the bro being Iced or Ice Blocked has consumed their Smirnoff Ice. Thus, if both bros have a large enough supply of Smirnoff Ice, the potential remains for them to Ice and Ice Block each other, round after round, until one of them either runs out of Smirnoff Ice or passes out. This is referred to as "Suicidal Icing", and more often when large supplies of Smirnoff Ice are in play there is a stalemate between bros referred to as a "Cold War". Blocking can also be accomplished with an "Ice Grenade" where the bottle is flung in the air. All bottles are glass though, so this can be a dangerous block. A bro may be Iced with his own Ice if he is careless enough to leave it lying around. "Malicious Icing" occurs when an "Icer" presents an "Icee" with a Smirnoff Ice that exceeds the standard 12 oz. bottle. This is considered an "Icing" in bad faith, and while it remains enforceable, it elevates the game and is analogous to the use of Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD).


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